nor so wide as a church door

As idriya put it, this is the double feature of Vids of Pretty Movies You Probably Haven't Seen. For the record, I enjoyed both Banlieue 13 movies, and I also enjoyed John Carter - even more than I was expecting to based on nostalgia for the books alone. (They made Dejah Thoris a science nerd! YESPLS. She is the best.) But anyway!

Title: Ça Fait Mal
Fandom: Banlieue 13/B13: Ultimatum
Song: Ça Fait Mal, by La Fouine
Length/Size: 3:46/52.4 MB
Content Notes: Ensemble, both movies. Violence consistent with the source (PG-13? More showy than explicit).
Summary: T'inquiète; je gère. Don't worry; I got it.
Links: Streaming @ Vimeo | @ AO3; download @ Mediafire.

Streaming and lyrics (in French and in English) below the cut. The translation was done by me and Google; I've tried to translate faithfully, but have sometimes erred on the side of brevity or essence rather than exactitude - and have asterisked out slurs. Also, I'm not Francophone, and slang is tough! Please let me know if you spot any mistakes, and I'll make corrections ASAP.

Vid password: faitmal. (I won't make you type a ç.)

( dangereuse est ma banlieue )

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Title: Starships
Fandom: John Carter
Song: Starships, by Nicki Minaj
Length/Size: 3:31/48.4 MB
Content Notes: The movie, in three and a half minutes. Violence consistent with the source (PG-13? A lot of blue blood packets flying around, but no real gore). This is vidded to the explicit version of the song.
Summary: Touch the sky.
Links: Streaming @ Vimeo | @ AO3; download @ Mediafire. Embed and lyrics below the cut. Vid password: starships.

( like it's your last chance )

As I sort of mentioned a couple weeks back, I've been switching off trying to punch my way through a round of writer's block with learning how to vid! So Baby's First Vid here will soon be followed by a Korra vid, if all goes according to plan. But anyway! First time endeavoring to post a vid, so if anything's screwed up please let me know (and forgive me).

Title: Fairytale (she's only waiting)
Fandom: The Borgias
Song: Fairytale, by Sara Bareilles
Length/Size: 3:13/26.1 MB
Content Notes: Giulia, Vannozza, Lucrezia, Ursula. Mostly S1, some early S2. Implications of sexual assault in a couple spots, and a brief clip from a dream sequence depicting a character's death. But no graphic content. (Which is something of a miracle, considering the source.)
Summary: I don't care for your fairytales.
Links: Streaming and download @ Vimeo | streaming @ AO3. Embed and lyrics under the cut. Vid password is: fairytale.

This is probably the least artistic vid you will ever watch, because I was mostly using this as an excuse to learn how to use my software; in five years I'm sure I'll look back on this and weep at all the too-long cuts and terrible timing. But, for posterity:

( can't take no more of your fairytale love )