As
idriya put it, this is the double feature of Vids of Pretty Movies You Probably Haven't Seen. For the record, I enjoyed both Banlieue 13 movies, and I also enjoyed John Carter - even more than I was expecting to based on nostalgia for the books alone. (They made Dejah Thoris a science nerd! YESPLS. She is the best.) But anyway!
Title: Ça Fait Mal
Fandom: Banlieue 13/B13: Ultimatum
Song: Ça Fait Mal, by La Fouine
Length/Size: 3:46/52.4 MB
Content Notes: Ensemble, both movies. Violence consistent with the source (PG-13? More showy than explicit).
Summary: T'inquiète; je gère. Don't worry; I got it.
Links: Streaming @ Vimeo | @ AO3; download @ Mediafire.
Streaming and lyrics (in French and in English) below the cut. The translation was done by me and Google; I've tried to translate faithfully, but have sometimes erred on the side of brevity or essence rather than exactitude - and have asterisked out slurs. Also, I'm not Francophone, and slang is tough! Please let me know if you spot any mistakes, and I'll make corrections ASAP.
Vid password: faitmal. (I won't make you type a ç.)
( dangereuse est ma banlieue )
Title: Starships
Fandom: John Carter
Song: Starships, by Nicki Minaj
Length/Size: 3:31/48.4 MB
Content Notes: The movie, in three and a half minutes. Violence consistent with the source (PG-13? A lot of blue blood packets flying around, but no real gore). This is vidded to the explicit version of the song.
Summary: Touch the sky.
Links: Streaming @ Vimeo | @ AO3; download @ Mediafire. Embed and lyrics below the cut. Vid password: starships.
( like it's your last chance )
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Title: Ça Fait Mal
Fandom: Banlieue 13/B13: Ultimatum
Song: Ça Fait Mal, by La Fouine
Length/Size: 3:46/52.4 MB
Content Notes: Ensemble, both movies. Violence consistent with the source (PG-13? More showy than explicit).
Summary: T'inquiète; je gère. Don't worry; I got it.
Links: Streaming @ Vimeo | @ AO3; download @ Mediafire.
Streaming and lyrics (in French and in English) below the cut. The translation was done by me and Google; I've tried to translate faithfully, but have sometimes erred on the side of brevity or essence rather than exactitude - and have asterisked out slurs. Also, I'm not Francophone, and slang is tough! Please let me know if you spot any mistakes, and I'll make corrections ASAP.
Vid password: faitmal. (I won't make you type a ç.)
Title: Starships
Fandom: John Carter
Song: Starships, by Nicki Minaj
Length/Size: 3:31/48.4 MB
Content Notes: The movie, in three and a half minutes. Violence consistent with the source (PG-13? A lot of blue blood packets flying around, but no real gore). This is vidded to the explicit version of the song.
Summary: Touch the sky.
Links: Streaming @ Vimeo | @ AO3; download @ Mediafire. Embed and lyrics below the cut. Vid password: starships.