by the fancy tie 'round your wicked throat.

I forget to mention that UVM's adorable awesomeness extends to its official ResLife surveys. There was one sent around just the other week that had, as options to choose when selecting a gender identification (verbatim): "male", "female", "transsexual (male to female)", "transsexual (female to male)", "genderqueer", and "self-identify as:", with a blank to fill in. The instructions? "Check all that apply." ♥.

Also, for my own future reference when attempting to explain asexuality: my personal experience can't be described much better than this.